my first post

before i start, hello and welcome to my new blog. please make yourself at home, wash your hand, loosen your pants, make those funny at-home faces that we all make. be comfortable. if you're reading this in a more public place - like at school - it might serve you better to be a little less comfortable. oh, and if you're reading this while you're driving, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY! YOU'RE DRIVING, FOR PETE'S SAKE! but wherever you're reading this, please remember to turn off your cell phone and that the taking of flash photographs is strictly forbidden.

i know i know. i also thought to myself. another blog? there's been a lot of blogs? i simply love writing. you know, i have been planning for my future these past weeks, and i thought i want to do something that i like in the future. you might see top sellers book with my name on it. i love reading too. so the second option of my career would be book reviewer [do such word even exist?].

however the fact is, i'd rather write a book than read a book. it's like reading, only you get paid for it. I don't know what's on the next page and yet I can control where it goes. besides, i like reading books. a lot of them. well, definitely more than five.

one thing that you should know if you ever get tired of reading books and decide to write one on your own. writing is hard work. you can't just sit there staring at the computer screen and wait for words to magically appear. believe me - i've tried doing that and i didn't get a single word.

toilet break. excuse me.

okay, i'm back. so yeah, why another blog? seriously why? what could i possibly have to say that needs to be read by hunderds or at least seven of people? perhaps you're reading this to get never-before-revealed insights into who I am as a person. if so, here's a good one for you, right off the bat: if anyone knows me at all, they know i enjoy the smell of a freshly washed monkey.

or perhaps you're hoping to learn a thing or two. i have no brand-new words to put out there (unless you count "fuzlart" which between you and me is a made-up word), no insights on the meaning of life or even how to be content most of the time.

so what i am trying to say here is, just read the blog and have a good time.

adios,
felix