so on last monday, felix was excited to apply for visa for his holiday. felix had to reach there by 9 and started queueing up for security check for at least one hour. felix was a little ze mad when his precious mini ipod and p900 was confiscated by the security as no electrical appliances are allowed in the embassy. (who would have put bomb on $400 ipod?)

felix then queued up again to pay for his visa that costs $170 (+$5 fee for the money order). felix was pretty much the youngest innocent boy in that room and was greeted by a not so pretty and old angmoh. after that, felix had to wait for his time for interview who is also done in that small room in front of the people. so while he was standing (because none of the chairs were available), felix was zooming around the room and being a kaypoh, he had to listen others' interview. so far everyone had successfully got(ten) their visa with reasons being wife's giving birth in us (stupid husband for letting his pregnant wife to us or even worse, his wife had affair and had baby with other's man but claimed that it's his husband), visiting cousins who's getting married or dying soon, business trip, and so on.

before the day, felix had practised the interview with his evil big sister and pretty much tackled every questions with ease, so when his number was called (about one hour later), confidently, felix walked to the interviewer and greeted nicely. then things were a little bit out of control because the interviewer didn't even ask why felix wanted to go to us. instead, he asked questions like, where his parents are, what he is studying currently and stuffs, and after only 5 minutes, the interview was done and felix was given this paper.



so after 3 hours of waiting, felix started to curse the hell out of the interviewer and acted like a psychotic. then being a dumwit, felix yelled the word-that-is-strictly-not-supposed-to-say "RACIST" and added "is it because of my goatee?". apparently it is because the interviewer then said in angmoh slang, "we will review your appliaction and wait for our email for another 2 weeks or longer". meeh, then felix realised that all the people were looking at him, thinking that he's a mad man.

felix was dead mad and cursing while he was walking to the bus stop. he decided to jump out of building, thinking it's the end of his world. everyone cried



his friend stopped him on time. he cursed his innocent friend for being such a busy body and stuffs. this resulted in :



so he made a deal with his friends that he'd be her bitch. poor felix. look what he had to go through everyday.



so after 5469854607 days of suffering. Finally, the sun goes up again and miracle does happen.